Thursday, June 7, 2012

Telstar: The Meek Story


(Aspiration Films DVD) [Guest review by Gentleman John Battles]
Telstar is one of the greatest recent Rock films you could be forgiven for saying you've never heard of. It didn’t even appear to have made the Film Festival circuit in the U.S. upon it's release a few years ago.  I saw the soundtrack, once, and foolishly passed on it. Hopefully, this release will rectify the situation, as America (and all her little satellites) needs to know...The Joe Meek Story (Which should be listed, below the main title, on the DVD cover).
Meek, played brilliantly here, by Con O' Neill, took the UK pop music scene into the future, a future that would sift through his hands before his horrific, though inevitable, demise. O’neill's mad scientist conviction, with untested, ultra-low budget recording techniques, gives one a personal view of the psychodrama inside Joe Meek's head, as well as the events that would transpire in the ensuing years to follow. "Telstar," by the Tornados, the first UK single to reach # 1 in The U.S. (about a year before The Beatles pulled off the same feat), celebrated the newly launched satellite that bounced English TV broadcasts back to America (who replied, "Send some "Carry On" films!"). The song still impresses today, with the Bizarro world sound of the Clavioline, a keyboard that emitted, perhaps unintentionally, otherworldly sounds . The final sound on the record, the illusion of the satellite hitting the ocean, was created with a miked-up toilet. Don Craine, from The Downliners' Sect, once told me that, though as widely believed Meek did use his kitchen as a base of operations, he also did much of his recording "in the bog." Telstar illustrates this.
Unconventional techniques aside, Meek became one of the most powerful men in the British recording industry, producing hit records on what it cost Phil Spector to go to the deli, sans a tip. His peers, like himself, were largely middle-aged gay men (like uber-promoter Larry Parnes, and, of course, Brian Epstein, who briefly figures into the proceedings, begging Meek to sprinkle some "Faerie Dust" on an early Beatles demo, and make it a hit. The increasingly arrogant Meek drops the demo in his wastebasket). Unlike them, and others known to be gay only by industry insiders (homosexuality had yet to be legalized in Britain), Joe Meek made no effort to "tone it down". He lets a torrid affair with his protege, Tornados' bassist and newly peroxided solo star, Heinz (who did cut some good sides, under Meek's tutelage) distract him from his work. Heinz (if this really happened) appears willing to do just about anything, until he wakes up, one morning, and says, "Hey! I don't arf fancy BIRDS!" taking advantage of the new crop of eager females waiting outside his gigs and sessions. Meek has found, in Heinz, a man he couldn’t control, and rapidly begins his plunge into alcohol, pills, and mental instability.
But, Joe Meek is still on top, and the hits keep coming.  Nick Moran's outstanding direction captures the manic nature of both Meek's creative and business side. Actors representing Screaming Lord Sutch and exiled Rock and Roll god Gene Vincent come and go, all too quickly (though a hilarious pranking session between Gene, his band, and Heinz, offers some much-appreciated comic relief). Blink and you'll miss Ritchie Blackmore, then of the Meek-produced Outlaws.The second-best known Joe Meek UK and US hit, "Have I the Right", by The Honeycombs, is only represented in passing.
Meek goes from strength to strength, but something is terribly wrong.
His "Song for Buddy Holly" (recorded by Mike Berry) proves to be yet another hit, but his publicly statement, that he had predicted the date and the year of Buddy Holly's death, doesn’t help his credibility. However, he's so unphased by any implications of instability, he convinces Heinz to record the excellent Eddie Cochran tribute, "Just Like Eddie", this time, not at all convinced that his own purported psychic powers had anything to do with Cochran's death of a few years earlier. Still, the power hungry egomaniac, whose word is law, even when he's wrong, quickly descends into dementia, depression and an addiction to amphetamines. In a desperate bid to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, Meek becomes involved in the Occult, while, all around him, music is changing drastically. Gone, or dumbed down, are the likes of early rockers Cliff Richard, Billy Fury, and Adam Faith (all represented, too briefly, by rare TV footage. Amazingly, the purely macho, and remarkably homoerotic, Vince Taylor, isn’t even mentioned). Moran's direction captures Meek in terrifying decline, just as powerfully as it did his almost fun-loving creative ascent. Joe Meek finally succumbs to his demons, in the murder/suicide shooting of his landlady, as well as himself, on the anniversary of Buddy Holly's death. A few short months later, Brian Epstein would follow, but whether or not Meek could have found his feet in the newly emerged UK Psych scene, brought on, in part, by Sgt. Pepper (creating a new hysteria for Epstein's charges that he barely lived to witness) is s another one of many "what if's" in Rock and Roll.

THE 16-YEAR-OLD SOUL OF BILLY PRESTON


(ABKCO Music) [Guest review by Gary Pig Gold
Most of us first met this latest in a long line of Fifth Beatles on or soon after April 11, 1969 with the release of a self-described little “song to roller-coast by” called “Get Back.” Never before, you see, had the Fabs shared sacred label credit with anyone other than themselves. But there it was, printed right atop that bright green revolving Granny Smith: “The Beatles… with Billy Preston.”
However, much prior to his musical roller-coasting, William Everett Preston already enjoyed a proud and prodigious career, launched from his mother’s lap where, at age three, he began playing the family piano. Soon he was performing with James Cleveland, Andraé Crouch and Mahalia Jackson, and in 1958 portrayed W.C. Handy (alongside Nat “King” Cole) in the film St. Louis Blues. Barely into his teens, Billy was on the road with Little Richard (first running into those Beatles in Hamburg) and Ray Charles when he was hired in 1963 to perform on Sam Cooke’s Night Beat. His organ work throughout those sessions – on the version of “Little Red Rooster” therein especially – lead to his immediately being signed, on the spot, to Cooke’s fledgling SAR label.
Now, it is a seldom-recalled fact (so seldom it remains unlisted even on his official website’s discography!) that the first Billy Preston album was released on SAR’s Derby Records affiliate during June of 1963. And today, for the first time in a near half century, those remarkable sessions are available again.
In a momentous year which had already witnessed the 12 Year Old Genius of Little Stevie Wonder, Billy’s 16 Year Old Soul takes a mere two minutes ten – into the opening track “Greazee,” in fact – to reveal those characteristic keyboard calisthenics the world would soon learn to love behind various Beatles, Stones, Streisand even, and so many others. In fact, these debut sessions display a mastery and, somehow, maturity on his instrument which musicians twice Billy’s age still seem incapable of summoning. The rendition of “God Bless The Child” in particular is remarkably assured for a mere sixteen-year-old, daring even to border towards the funk on certain passages (thanks in no small part to the drumming of the one and only Earl Palmer).
Similarly playful takes on mentor Sam’s “Bring It On Home To Me” as well as the Ray Charles-ified “I Can’t Stop Loving You” (speaking of Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music!) show Billy swirling atop his Hammond in ways that may be more “outasight” than “Outa-Space,” but outright miraculous nonetheless.
Eighteen months later however, Sam Cooke was gone, so was SAR Records, and with it, most tragically as well, 16 Year Old Soul.
Thankfully indeed, Billy quickly reappeared sharing keyboards with Leon Russell every week on Shindig! and in 1969 was fully signed to the Beatles’ Apple Corps where he released two equally impressive albums, That’s The Way God Planned It and Encouraging Words – recently re-issued themselves, I must point out. Plus no doubt you’ve heard Billy quite often since then, be it on his own hits or as part of, for example, Sticky Fingers, The Concert for Bangla Desh, There’s a Riot Goin’ On, “You Are So Beautiful” (which he co-wrote with BBoy Dennis Wilson, I do believe) and, well, even portraying none other than Sergeant Pepper in the 1978 Bee Gee/Frampton movie of the same defamed name.  
Right up to his passing six years ago in fact, Billy remained most sought-after and active on the stage and in the studio with both old pals (Little Richard, Eric Clapton and the Stones) and new (jumping from his sickbed to record a track with the Red Hot Chili Peppers in 2005). Why, even Miles Davis deigned to tip a musical hat his way with a track on his Get Up with It album entitled, yes, “Billy Preston.” Imagine!
But for and on the record at least, this long winding story actually began back in that promise-filled June of 1963, with a most precocious soul of only sixteen applying his all to one dozen short and tart-sweet tracks of young fancy.
You really do owe it to yourself to spend the nearest half-hour with each and every one of these raw gems as soon as possible.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

The Yardbirds - Live 2012 - Space (Evanston, IL)


(Guest Review by Gentleman John Battles) It's been several years since we last caught up with The Yardbirds. The previous lineup did two shows in Chicago and two in Addison, Illinois, but, the band hasn’t been seen here, one of their true spiritual homes, in about a decade. Timely visits to YouTube find the lads still going at it, full steam ahead, but with significant line-up changes. Since the last time they played in Chicago, The Yardbirds' Singer, bass player and Keith Relf-channel-er, John Idan, a native of Detroit, has been replaced by Andy Mitchell on vocals and harmonica, plus David Smale on bass. Former lead guitarist, Gypie Mayo (Late of Dr. Feelgood.) has also stepped down, with Ben King now handling lead guitar duties. Original band members, drummer Jim McCarty and rhythm guitarist Chris Dreja remain with the group, however, Dreja has recently taken ill, and is still in recovery . It was not possible for him to join this edition of The Yardbirds on their second tour of the states (the band did a brief tour of the states a while back, but, were not able to play Chicagoland). 
So when The Yardbirds took the stage at Space in Evanston, Illinois fans could have been forgiven for not knowing what to expect . I spoke with some of my younger friends who weren’t able to catch the band on the last go 'round. We all trusted McCarty to bring ace musicians with him, and agreed to go in with an open mind .Naturally, I couldn’t help bragging a bit about the previous shows I'd seen, and still considered these gigs a very probable indication of what was in store, regardless of the radically altered line-up. 

  

 
"Train Kept A-Rollin',” frequently the set opener in The 60s, kicked things off. Ben King produced a hard-hitting sound from the word "Go,” owing as much to Jeff Beck as to those that inspired him, in this case, Paul Burlison from The Rock ‘n’ Roll Trio. The band did not waiver from there, pulling out what the groovy hipster creeps call "Deep Cuts" (In other words, great songs you won't hear on the radio), pulling heavily from the band's Psychedelic peak. "Little Games,” "Lost Woman,” "Drinking Muddy Water,” "Rack My Mind,” "Happenings Ten Years Time Ago,” "Think About It,” "I'm Confused " aka "Dazed and Confused,” the song many consider the gateway drug from The Yardbirds to Led Zeppelin. I don't buy that, but I walk the less-travelled path, the one scattered, occasionally, with Yardbirds rarities (one is strongly advised to investigate the new "Glimpses" CD set), and where Led Zeppelin is tolerated only in very small doses. 

  


Singer Andy Mitchell was very good at getting the crowd worked up. His vocal stylings are of a decidedly more "modern" bent than John Idan's, but he sang with conviction, and seemed dedicated to the idea that these songs were not "Oldies,” and could be, arguably, treated differently every time. But, I think it's fair to say the whole band felt that way. Even when they did play the hits, they all brought something new to the table, something not lost on Jim McCarty, a non-argumentative bandleader who carried the set like an old school jazz drummer, keen to feature new talent. As a matter of fact, "For Your Love" came on harder than anyone had a right to expect. David Smale handled the bass with fluidity and injected his own personality into the mix, not out to replicate Paul Samswell-Smith, but, like the others, do something different, while sustaining his influence. It is a decidedly different band from previous incarnations, and in that, they are a confident and strong ensemble of musicians. As noted earlier, Ben King drew from Rockabilly and Country as well as the Blues, coming on like a seasoned pro, despite his years, but, also a proper student of Beck and Page, not content to merely ape their records. It has to be stated, also, that Andy Mitchell plays one mean Chicago blues harp. The future of The Yardbirds remains secure, if people will only realize that this is a hardworking band, dedicated to doing it up proper. When Chris Dreja returns to his place on guitar, they will, inarguably, be coming on that much stronger. 

"Very Hot and Still Alive, Five Live Yardbirds!”

Sunday, April 29, 2012

NEIL YOUNG'S MUSIC BOX


(Sexy Intellectual)  (Guest review by Gary Pig Gold)  Although it's already spent well over two years here in the ol' sty, I'm hardly surprised to find I'm still discovering, hearing, and even seeing fresh goodies galore buried within that great big Neil Young Archives box of mine. Yet it is something else entirely which has me writing today about The Greatest Living Canucklehead This Side of Dr. Stompin' Tom Connors.
Now, while some may take offense a mere three-minutes-twelve into the show at the comment Toronto, Canada is, and I quote, "a city not noted for its musical invention" (plus, if you look real close, note photos of Buddy Holly and Sonny & Cher appearing later are actually of impersonators, NOT the real deals), Sexy Intellectual's Here We Are In The Years: Neil Young's Music Box does present quite the journey through the past. And, as The Man himself would approve, this is one documentary which seldom finds itself in the middle of the cinematic road; it does indeed prefer a somewhat rougher ride, and we sure do see more interesting people there as a result.
For example, young Neil's original drummist Ken Smyth of The Squires, who right off the bat drives clear home that all-important point of how Mr. Presley especially shook to its very foundation the hitherto genteel teenaged population of Winnipeg circa 1956 (and, putting our eyes where Ken's mouth is, we're treated to a vintage clip of Elvis, Scotty, DJ and Bill mauling Little Richard's "Tutti Frutti" all across the Dorsey Brothers' televised Stage Show: One can't help but draw the obvious socio-musical connections with those Shocking Pinks to come …to say nothing of Live Rust). Similarly, footage of a live "Birds," complete with its "over, it's over"s, draw undeniable parallels with and to another unmistakable early influence: That "fucking opera singer with a backbeat" (as Neil once called him) Roy Orbison. 
Next up, no less an authority as George Tomsco of The Fireballs explains precisely how such torchy instrumental combos as his provided the foundation upon which those early Squires were built along with, need anyone add, The Shadows from Britain and their brilliant guitarist Hank Marvin. Luckily, our hero soon found his very own homegrown, hometown tutor of the electrified six strings in Randy Bachman, whose own baby bands were at this point already filling the Winnipeg community clubs with sounds until then only heard deep within Neil's head.
But as it did countless others across the universe in 1964, the "smart, interesting music" (as Anthony DeCurtis calls it in the Music Box) of those Beatles abruptly pointed Neil, the hitherto self-confessed guitar nerd, in a bold and new direction. Choosing the opening and closing numbers off Capitol Canada's brand new Beatlemania! album, "It Won't Be Long" and "Money," to make his vocal debut in Squires performances – and stubbornly ignoring catcalls from the audience to "stick to the instrumentals" – Neil the singer/songwriter was duly born (and a years-later clip of "When You Dance I Can Really Love" draws that fab line clear back to "I'm Happy Just To Dance With You" by Neil's fave Beatle George).
"Mr. Soul" for starters was soon to demonstrate as well Neil's admiration for those anti-Beatles, the R. Stones (and their "Satisfaction" in particular). Plus, of course, we can all hear just how much "Lady Jane" still inhabits that admittedly "Borrowed Tune" of his too. Funny, then, how Neil's career would later straddle similarly opposing camps while doing time in both his own Beatles alongside Messrs. Crosby, Stills and Nash whilst simultaneously taking rougher rides atop that wholly Stone-headed Crazy Horse (…one guess as to which affiliation Neil preferred).
This musical duality is even more pronounced when in 1965 Neil returns to his birthplace Toronto, enthralled and active within that city's hard-knocking Yonge Street Strip as well as the burgeoning, comparatively refined Yorkville Avenue coffeehouse scene. All of which prepares him perfectly for a subsequent escape to Los Angeles and his first major successes with the one and only Buffalo Springfield. Here, finally, was a band which allowed Neil to vent the entire gamut of his myriad musical upbringings clear back to Elvis and the Big O via Beatles, Stones and Yorkville's resident Dylan disciples.
Many musicians, documentary makers and viewers alike would be happy to rest upon the many laurels and adventures 21-year-old Neil had already racked up so far. But as we all know, this story is far from over, and Here We Are In The Years enters the Seventies with Neil Young: Stories Behind the Songs author Nigel Williamson making quite the compelling case for Neil the pioneer, as opposed to mere practitioner of country-rock. Yet no sooner are we lulled into such Old Ways with a Willie Nelson duet than we're bolted into the midst of a much younger Pistol-poppin' "Pretty Vacant" clip as, oh dear, Neil the Punk rears its recently-shorn head. Warning: wonderful excerpts from the esteemed Bernard Shakey's 1982 epic Human Highway will only leave you hankering for more, so I hereby direct one and all immediately over to the nearest YouTube; keywords Devo + Hey Hey My My.
None other than Kraftwerk enter the Music Box at this critical juncture as well: I never realized just how well Trans worked on stage until I was reminded with the vocoder-drenched performance footage appearing right about here. Then, come the Nineties, Neil Young – or at least his wardrobe – finds itself in perfect sync with what the Seattle Weekly's Ned Raggett calls "lumberjacks in flannel playing huge heavy riffs." Or grunge, as Rolling Stone would too lately call it. But in case you forgot, Neil joined no less than Pearl Jam with a benedictorial "Rockin' In The Free World" at the 1993 MTV Video Music Awards. Enough said. At least until Neil's own Archives, Vol. 4 materializes, that is.
While we all wait on that one though, Here We Are In The Years provides a splendid audio/visual overview – at least as much as can be crammed into 117 minutes with a career as big and boxset(s)-worthy as Neil's. And, as its subtitle states, this is one production that clearly and completely focuses on the man's MUSIC …even to the point that the Bonus featurette "A Brief History of the Squires" explains in heartbreaking detail just how Neil's first bandmates doomed themselves forever to the Where Are They Now drawer by not showing up for a planned week-long gig many summers ago on Falcon Lake, Manitoba.
Such are the tall rock tales only good docs are made of. Here We Are In The Years: Neil Young's Music Box is one of them.






Thursday, April 19, 2012

JOBRIATH A.D. dir. Kieran Turner (Florida Film Festival Orlando, FL)



(GUEST REVIEW BY JONATHAN POLETTI)

So I'd never been to a “film festival” & was eager to soak up the whole experience. Getting in line with a few arty-looking folks with a feeling of doing something arty together, we headed into a drab movie multiplex that ended up being a little more than half-full (or half-empty?), as the lights dimmed & the tale of an obscure deranged Glam singer played. "I would say he was borderline schizophrenic," his manager, Jerry Brandt, sighs onscreen, as the credits roll & everyone is fascinated & has a million questions since he's here! Not a Satanic Svengali, as some were prepared to believe, but an old man in nondescript clothes moving along slowly as the director, also on hand, leads the way.

I was a strange attendee, perhaps, in having spent the last few years researching the same subject, and nearly three decades after his death, the first full-length treatments of the life of Jobriath, née Bruce Wayne Campbell, appeared within days of each other: this film, and my long Roctober #50 article on the late, great (?) Glam singer. Director Kieran Turner has amazing photos: the blond androgynous angel staring out with a pained intensity. A star of some kind? Even as he was falling. It was like meeting a long-lost twin who grew up in a wealthy family (Kieran self-financed the film) and is a bit spoiled. Much of the narrative is confused: chronology off, photos misidentified, chatter presented as fact, and the major find, a taped interview with Jobriath & Jerry, weirdly out of context.
It's not all his fault. The memories of key players are shot, especially Eddie Kramer, the engineer with whom Jobriath recorded three albums. "Jobriath is morphing into this creature," he says, describing the first Elektra album cover. I'm thinking he's referring to David Bowie's Diamond Dogs album cover, in which the British singer turns into a canine. When I interviewed him, Kramer had no recollection of the 1971-72 period in which he recorded Jobriath's first Creatures of the Street album. But Kieran should have known better than to maintain that Brandt presided over the album, which remains unreleased. They met when it failed commercially & Jobriath, in late 1972, was fully an alcoholic & occasional junkie, with an air of tragedy over him. We see him bouncing around in Hair, then meeting Brandt, yet the period in between may be the most important of his life. It's when he gave up on himself & created the character of a demon queen, mind beset by terrors & Christlike dreams. And that's who, or what, the world met as Jobriath.
As I watched I found myself picking apart everything, I'm afraid. A year in Hollywood in 1975, recovering from the Glam phase, in which he launched into a study of yoga & Tantra & work as a TV writer, is omitted, instead creating the fiction that Jobriath spent the time living with his mother, though when he did visit later that year en route to New York, he screamed at her ("You never gave a fuck about my talent!") and she kicked him out.
The early photos of Jobriath & his mother are fascinating, a glimpse into the mystery: each a version of each other, given to seizures of love & loathing. In 1971, he'd deny she was even his mother, as the period of gender oscillation which followed (the film has a photo of him in full drag) was the fallout. She was the female within him, however identifiable as Marlene Dietrich or other 'movie queens' he'd sing about. As her fourth son came on-screen talking about how pretty she was, I recalled a neighbor telling me, "She was a little masculine looking." But Bruce? "He was pretty."
Unfortunately, for the narrative of his youth, the film relies on a single, highly unreliable source: the half-brother who saw him infrequently, didn't like him, and is fiercely protective of their shared mother, creating fiction after fiction to conceal her. His first public comments, while she was still living, were biting ("even animals have better maternal instincts"), but there's a Willie for every occasion. Watching him onscreen, all peaceable, playing his piano, it all came back to me: amid rounds of disclosures from my research (some passed along in the film), that her second husband killed himself & she, a "nymphomaniac" with a violent side, went to work as a prostitute, Willie launched into a series of bitter attacks on me, attempting to poison relationships with all possible sources. The calmed down, sepia-toned version of history he tells now, of an emotionally restrained woman mostly beloved by her favored son, is cobbled together from dreaming & longing, and I suspect even he is bored by it.
But many speakers are restrained from times I'd interviewed them, omitting the colorful details, the life. Though it was work getting them there. The first rule of Jobriath research, as one discovers, is nobody is supposed to talk about Jobriath. In the Q& amp;A following the film, Kieran noted that the sources' stories we'd just seen were demure glosses over what they wouldn't say on camera. "Of course the minute the camera was turned off they would pull me to the side and say, 'Let me tell you what happened,'" he said. His strategy? To ignore these disclosures. "It felt like gossip after that and I didn't want to hear it," he says. There were stories of "suicide attempts" & "absolute mental breakdowns" never mentioned in the film, as they'd run counter, I suspect, to his overriding thesis that Jobriath was a victim of anti-homosexual discrimination. Thankfully, cartoons could pick up from where the evidence left off, and an animated Jobriath, in a series of fictional scenes interspersed throughout, becomes the sacred victim he appears to require.
But he "didn't want to be who he really was," as director Sarah Kernochan, the film's most articulate commentator, notes, in a moment that sits awkwardly with the rest. As Dick Christian, Jobriath's boyfriend in latter years, notes, "Everybody else was an audience." Kieran's stance requires him to ignore, as well, Jobriath's two major musicals of his post-Glam period, though each were thinly guised autobiographies, each love stories with women. He could be a 'sissy'; he could be straight; he could be a man or woman, in dizzying succession. His career in music was a series of studies of genres & performers: analyzing, assimilating them, in a series of open imitations the motivation for which is puzzling. Even as he longed to be a crashing, messianic star, famous as he was passive to a controlling manager? Like Elvis & the Colonel, or Streisand to Walter Pidgeon in Funny Girl. It's then he met the star of the film about him: Jerry Brandt.
It's useful to hear Jerry tell his story, as it is to keep in mind that he changes it as required. "I tried to break Jobriath in New York 'cause I was accepted there," he says. "Jerry Brandt is New York." The refutations streamed through my mind. In 1974, Brandt dismissed New York (his last major venture was in L.A.) & said the act would be launched in Paris, which reflects, he told Music Week (in their paraphrase), "the elegance and
glamour that is Jobriath's basic image." As he told Rolling Stone, "Paris is the best place to come from." Jobriath was surely giving all the cues.
In Blonde Venus, Marlene Dietrich re-invents herself as a glittering Parisian androgyne in a white tuxedo & ape suit, costumes he adopted as his own, as he had a profound identification with the Phantom of the Opera, hence the significance of the Paris Opera House where he was purportedly to debut. A theme song of his later Popstar musical is "Phantom of the Disco." Inside, he too was a brilliant but disfigured musician in hiding, sending out a female singer to be his public self. Jobriath.
The major find of Kieran's research team is a 1974 interview of Jerry & Jobriath on a couch being interviewed for the L.A. news in August 1974. "Asking me if I'm homosexual is like asking James Brown if he's black," Jobriath says. "There's a lot of people running around, putting make-up on and stuff, just because it's chic. I just want to say that I'm no pretender." Kieran presents this as characteristic of Jobriath's run at stardom, which isn't true. In late 1973, a year before, when he first started giving interviews, he was coy about his sexuality, calling himself a "fairy" — like Tinkerbell! — but only on stage. He calls himself "schizophrenic" instead, making him the first openly schizophrenic pop star? Never calling himself 'gay' or 'homosexual'. And did, it seems, only as his act was crashing & burning, in a clip that may never have aired. The poignancy is that Brandt will dump him within hours of the taping as it becomes evident the act is a flop. Drugged on angel dust & cocaine, skin & body in revolt, Jobriath was in a totally detached state, giving interviews in airy, delusional abstractions. His mannerisms are ripped from the Warhol queens, whom he'd studied up close, as he did everyone he'd try to imitate, as imitation was for him, I suspect, a form of mockery, most of all of himself. "Jobriath is little more than a homosexual impersonator," as the L.A. Times noted in a review of the L.A. show. There is nothing appealing about his corpse-like figure in eyeshadow, radiating death.
The tension with Jerry is pronounced, as the love between the two had turned to hatred. "They definitely did not have a sexual or a romantic relationship," Kieran said in London in a Q& amp;A after the film's premiere. He'd asked and Jerry answered. "I don't think he would lie about it." Standing next to him was Marc Almond, who added, "It was a strange, symbiotic love affair." In fact, Kieran had on hand a source, Jim Fouratt, who suggests with some acute insight that the two might've been involved physically, at least briefly, as Brandt certainly suggested they were. A few years ago, curiously, I noticed him advertising online for a roommate. Wanted: "young straight person…" But he remains, biographically, a sphinx, never to reveal his secrets, as whatever he says cannot be believed. I went up to him afterwards, hearing him say that after the Jobriath fiasco, "I had a nervous breakdown, I just couldn't handle it." Was that before or after Fanne Fox took him to court for ditching her in jail — in Orlando! I shook his hand (it was soft), and asked about the involvement in Jobriath's stage show of Donald Cammell, the director of Performance, who was living in Brandt's Malibu house when he brought Jobriath there in 1973. Brandt's face lit up with recognition of a name, it seemed, he hadn't heard in years. "Yeah, I supported him for awhile," he says. He's being pulled away for a TV news segment. Was Cammell involved with the Jobriath act? I asked. "No, no," Brandt says. "That was before Jobriath."
I know it was the same time, and left the theater, entering the beautiful night. Dismayed Kieran chose not to rebut the myth that Jobriath died alone, rotting in his room, etc., though he'd communicated to me he disbelieved the story, and allowed a source to relay it even though she'd told me she last saw or heard of Jobriath in 1974. Gossip, I guess. I was thinking about the program distributed at Jobriath's memorial service in 1983, briefly flashed onscreen, but I noted the hymn listed: "O Sacred Head Now Wounded." And remembered his girlfriend, Debbie, told me he'd done an arrangement of it in church as a teenager. In photo after photo, Jobriath the Glam singer is doing crucifixion poses, and other shots of Jesus-like imagery are not included. It was so often on his mind, as in the hymn, sung to a crucified Christ, which I sang to myself as walked away:
Be Thou my consolation, my shield when I must die;
Remind me of Thy passion when my last hour draws nigh.
Mine eyes shall then behold Thee, upon Thy cross shall dwell,
My heart by faith enfolds Thee. Who dieth thus dies well.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Smoke Signal

(www.desertislandbrooklyn.com) This Brooklyn-based broadsheet can make a good case for being the best comix compilation in the Universe. Combining large doses of syndicated underground strips like Kaz's Underground and Tony Millionaire's Maakies with long and short absurd adventures from the ink pens of Michael DeForge, Sam Henderson, Jim Rugg, Michael Kupperman,Gary Lieb, John Porcelinno, Brian Ralph, and others, as well as gems from the archives of Bill Griffith, the late, great John Severin, and Alejandro Jodorowsky (!). What's most diggable about this righteous rag is that all the contributors manage to be underground, subversive, and avant-garde without sacrificing the "funny" in the funny pages. These are really enjoyable narratives and pseudo-narratives that may be all over the art map but all tap the joy vein dutifully.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Rock ‘n’ Roll Monkey & the Robots “Spooky Kooky Attic Static"

(motorsounds/rocknrollmonkey)
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Obviously by name alone this is the Roctober house band, which means I'm saving up so I can hire them to play in my house all the time. Usually the darker, heavier record is a band's second album, but since they waited til their fourth or fifth R&RM&tRs had to get super dark, singin' about crackheads, Satan, gravediggers, regrets, the Atari gaming system, and other such horrors. They have a song called "Static" that coulda been on "Static Age" (the only Misfits album with an all Italian lineup) and a song called "Too Fast" that channels the 13th Floor Elevators skitter psyche vibe. But despite the darkness, madness, and evil, these robotic monkeys (or simian robots, not sure) maintain a sense of bizarre whimsy, never losing the fun that got them to the party, as summed up in their immortal (or very mortal) lyric, "If rock is dead I'm a necrophiliac!"

Magnet #86

(www.magnetmagazine.com) If you're look for indie trends. always look to magnet. This month's revelation: 24 profiles - 14.5 beards! It would have been higher but they covered a coupla ladies, plus I don't think Andrew Bird can't grow full facial hair, so his stubble should probably count as a full beard, but I'm being conservative. BTW, though they fail to mention it in this issue, Bird plays the lead Muppet in the recent Muppet movie (not his speaking voice, rather his whistling voice). Awesome! Sadly, Walter the Muppet is not an actual Bird, which would have been mega-awesome!

Stolen Rhodes "Falling Off the Edge"

(www.stolenrhodes.com) Like Kings of Leon, this Philly phoursome has produced a debut that masterfully channels classic rock sounds, specifically the Southern strain of such. Unlike Kings of Leon, they don't suck. Channelling your Skynyrds and your Allmans ain't a small achievement. and these rockin' Rhodes are on the edge of awesome!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Van Halen, Kool & the Gang (live 4/1/12, Allstate Arena, Rosemont, IL)

Thank god for David Lee Roth! And the Devil, of course.
First of all, I completely dig the concept of DLR wanting Kool & the Gang to open...it's a fun idea, it's not boring, and it actually opens the possibility that perhaps the vetran act will shelve their Vegas schmaltz and do a 70s-style funk show, since the guitar-happy VH audience might dig that. No such luck. They open with 20 minutes of 80s awfulness, not just "Fresh" and "Too Hot" but even scraping as low as "Emergency." JT's replacement has a mediocre voice and the pandering band (doing summersaults and handstands and desperate banter) was just discomforting. The do a mini funk set in the middle ("Hollywood Swinging" and "Jungle Boogie") but it's kinda punchy and off-sounding, not in the pocket at all. Then they stretch out "Ladies' Night" and "Celebration" for the last 15 minutes, and that was actually better than you'd expect, with one acrobatic sax battle straight out of Louis Jordan-era clubs. Considering how many original members are still in the band I expected better, but I will say that the crowd was into it, which says something good about VH fans...Maiden fans wouldn't have dug this...even KISS fans mighta showed their ugly side at this.
As far as Van Halen, if anyone tells you David Lee Roth can't sing anymore, they may be technically accurate, but they are fucking crazy! As the show opened it was obvious the DLR does some croaking where he once did singing, and compensates with weird prasing and despite being able to occasionally demonstrate some smooth notes, high notes, and vocal power, he rarely can draw upon these skills exactly when he desires, and certainly can't simulate his 70s/80s prowess (which is extra apparent when contrasted with Eddie Van Halen, who can shred exactly like he did at any point, and at times improved on recordings). That said, fuck you if you don't realize how magical Roth is! Five minutes of ridiculous banter, roundhouse kicking, splits, mime, prop comedy, and stuck fighting into the show any vocal imperfections became obscured by a cloud of pure awesomeness. On their first trip through Chicago in February, one of the first shows this tour, Roth was reportedly not interacting with the crowd and not in the best mood. Here, other than at one point cursing at the building (not the staff) for turning on the air-conditioning, thus causing his froggy vocals (he called structural facility a "fucking moron"), he was delightful and seemingly delighted. He did lots of well constructed banter (a ridiculous, extensive L.A. cholo culture dance lesson; a joke about meaning to take an Advil with a glass of water but downing a handful of sleeping pills and four shots of Tequila by mistake; a treatise on competitive dog breeding, complete with Jumbotron PowerPoint) and he even went off the cuff a few times, reflecting on his Jewish immigrant mother settling in Chicago in the early 20th Century. And his glittery outfits, newsie cap, and perpetual runway strut would have made the cut on America's Top Model. Roth was the kind of beautiful as a young man that can go south...like Cameron Diaz and Nick Lachay he had that type of stunning look that because of oversized featured and cheekbone angles could take a turn for the grotesque with just a minor tweak. While it would not be inaccurate to say Roth 2012 looks a bit like Wayland Flowers' Madame puppet, the fact that every deep line in his face works towards framing his perpetual ear-to-ear smile makes Father Time his partying buddy. And his kicks, splits, slides and jumps were genuinely impressive (so much so that on the mammoth screen behind the stage that was mostly showing close-ups of the live footage, they would do slow motion replays after every 7.5-or-higher athletic move he landed). Alex sounded pretty amazing, and I lost count of how many drum solos there were, but none were excessive. And even though you'd like to see a complete original lineup, husky, happy-looking Wolfgang on bass was pretty great in that he looks like a six year old compared to his bandmates, and more importantly, as is the case with most family vocal acts, the Van Halens voices sounded great together on the (now more important than ever) support vocals. And Eddie was pretty killer. I had pretty good seats and spent the first part of the concert trying to figure out if there was something weird about his face. Did he get work done? Was he bloated? Was that a slightly-off EVH lookalike? But I finally concluded that what made him look different may just have been that he never stopped smiling the entire 1:57 set, which is a good look for him...and for all of us in the arena.