Saturday, April 11, 2020
Platinum Boys "Raw Romance"
(Dusty Medical Records, 2019) The Sweet might have been sweet, but these sweets not only glam it Sweet-ly, but also cause tooth decay, gum disease, and sound like a rotten mouth smells!
Betty Paginated, Boobs 'N' Blood
(bpzine.blogspot.com.au ) Dann loves trashy cinema and porn with shameless, earnest affection, yet will also tell you in a second if his favorite actress has starred in a dud. His special tribute issue to Australian exploitation films celebrates his homeland while also admitting that a lot of the trash belongs in the bin. He is also game for new things, which he approaches with unjaded eyes. One of the best things I ever read from him was his discovery of, and experiences with the work of, conceptual performance artist Marina Abramovic. Honest and shameless is all you can ask from someone alongside naked pics. And anyone who loves Vanessa Del Rio that much is a King in my book.
Thursday, April 9, 2020
Rudy Ray Moore (as "The Prince") "The Sensuous Black Man"
(Kent, 1972) This is one of the most interesting, and certainly the most focussed, LP in the bawdy comic's lengthy discography. While Moore's name does not appear on the album cover as an artist (though The Prince, Black Prince, and Captain Midnight are all listed, and "R.R. Moore" appears in small print as the producer), on the record he is all Rudy Ray. He is bold, crude, fearless, somewhat artless, funny, and loud. But this is not a comedy album, and while graphic it is also not pornography. It is an exercise is pride (boasting about his exploits, but more significantly, positing that the Black Man is a physical, sensual marvel) and education. The A side is Moore giving sex advice, including actual play by plays of what he considers ideal sessions, but done essentially for the same results Dr. Ruth strived for years later. He is presenting frank talk about stimulation, oral sex, masturbation, and sexual positions to make sure his kinsmen reach their mighty potential. Side two is a questions and answers talkback, and though Rudy sets it up with some toast/joke material, and it ends with a sexy voiced ringer asking a fake question for Rudy to bring home with a punchline boast, most of it seems to be a lively small crowd asking genuine questions and Rudy giving his best answers (with middle-aged women in the peanut gallery chiming in with cutting commentary). This includes a lengthy exchange with a young man suffering from premature ejaculation (though Moore makes it clear that labeling it with such a scientific sounding name is a white approach as opposed to his street-level language). Frank sexual talk is often a little uncomfortable to hear, and for non-Black listeners there is an extra level of unease. I recall at some point in the late 80s, I believe, the mostly white DJs at the South Side radio station WHPK began playing this (or perhaps its sister companion album) late at night and it became a tremendous issue with with the mostly Black community audience. Certainly the dirty words were a thing, but I got the impression that a bigger objection was to the idea of something that belonged to them and was, in a way, private being shared (and seemingly mocked) by the Other. However, The Prince's offering here is a remarkable record and experiencing it (in the privacy of your home, not on the airwaves) is worth a little discomfort.
Timmy Vulgar "S/T"
(Terror Trash, 2014) I have seen and dug the Timmy's Organism band and the method to the madness is apparent and the raw cacophony has an almost sophisticated artistry. But if you told me this lo fi one sided 45 was by a true chemically challenged hard-to-track-down-for-field recordings borderline danger-to-himself-and-others outsider artist I would have believed you. And then been impressed with the elusiveness of the method to the madness and the unexpectedness that the raw cacophony has an almost sophisticated artistry. So not that big a diff. But this mess is amazing.
Wednesday, April 8, 2020
Donnie Shafer "Banjo Riot" b/w "Foggy Mountain Breakdown"
(TAD, 1973 or '74) Boy is this record good! Really just a furious bluegrass breakdown-get down 45, so not crazy different than any other great entry in the genre, but the A-side is a pretty pleasant composition for a boy barely Bar Mitzvah age (though as the sticker indicates, as conveyed by whomever was still trying to get airplay for this three years later as the Star Wars-era approached, he is "16 NOW" [possibly the stickers were put on by a DJ who was still spinning this, not a record plugger]). Could not find out anything about him, and this single does not appear on Discogs (though a previous one by him does). He is not the son of Whitey "All My Exes Live In Texas" Shafer according to obits, and I can't find a 60 year old Donnie giving Youtube banjo tutorials. But this sure is a hoot!
Phylums "Decisions" b/w "Vexed"
(Dusty Medical Records, 2015) This sounds like porno would feel if everyone involved was happy and not miserable.
Aaron + the Burrs "Release the Bats" b/w "Oh No, More Bats"
(UT, 2014) Like I always say, NTMSF!*
* (Never Too Many Surf Bats)**
** This is produced, magnificently I might add, by Geza X, his best record since Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" reached #2 Pop, or maybe since "Lexicon Devil" convinced scores of people to burn themselves with cigarettes.***
*** This is also the first instrumental record in history with a lyrics sheet!****
**** This came out months before Hamilton, so I believe they have a solid lawsuit!*****
***** I am not an attorney
* (Never Too Many Surf Bats)**
** This is produced, magnificently I might add, by Geza X, his best record since Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" reached #2 Pop, or maybe since "Lexicon Devil" convinced scores of people to burn themselves with cigarettes.***
*** This is also the first instrumental record in history with a lyrics sheet!****
**** This came out months before Hamilton, so I believe they have a solid lawsuit!*****
***** I am not an attorney
Nihilist Cunt "Everything Falls Apart" EP
(2014, Suburban White Trash) If the name is not enough to convince you (one way or the other) there's nothing else I can add.
The Artist Formally Known As Vince "Chaperone" b/w "Hold Tight"
(2014, no label) Listening to this bowery punk party platter turned me into The Reviewer Currently Known as Con-VINCE-d.
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