The Demerits "Shake It!" b/w "In A Band"

(Mooster) This is basically a perfect trash rock single: The band is a beautifully barely-controlled mess; each side maybe makes it to two minutes; one song is about how fun it is to rock dive bars and crash on couches; the other song barely has two words, yet convinces you that "shake it" is a more profound statement than Shakespeare, Einstein, or Tom Cruise ever made. All I can say is, Shake It!