Channing Banks "Rock My ABCs"

(channingbanksmusic.com) Kiddie rock that's kind of slinky, with vocals sung a lot sexier than you expect from songs for the pre-school set. Then again, most five year olds like Katy Perry, who preaches shameless sluttiness, and the magic power of big tits to her teenyboppers fan base, so innocent, encouraging, catchy, didactic music that just happens to to be delivered with a sultry lilt in the singer's voice is an incredibly better option. And if kids don't know exactly why they get a tingly feeling every time they brusha brusha their teeth, or eat their fruits and vegetables, that's all kind of positive. Bottom line: good kids music that won't annoy adults, good messages and attitude, and way hotter than the Wiggles.