(Cult Collectibles)
Though the Laff reissues may be the most historical activity Cult
Collectibles has unleashed so far, co-credit MVD a bit for their
release. But the bread and butter (outside of working on Dolemite’s
legacy) of the CC bizness is releasing bobbleheads of exploitation
movie figures. These have been ultra-obscure, mostly honoring the
gory 80s horror films by Italian director Lucio Fulci (plus a doll
celebrating the ultra-offensive pseudo blaxploitation film Black Devil
Doll). But considering Cult Colectible's Mark Jason Murray’s relationship with Moore (he is his post-mortem biographer) it’s no
surprise that the real triumph of this series is Dolemite! Granted, this
does not look like Rudy Ray Moore. Bobbleheads rarely are strong
likenesses, as the balance of cartoony and portrait-y is super hard to
negotiate. Few baseball bobbleheads triumph, and non-sports ones
(other than cartoon-based ones) generally suck. There is no bigger
Redd Foxx fan in the US of A than I, yet I CAN NOT buy the Foxx
bobblehead because the likeness is so awful. But Moore’s
pummeling pimp (he actually has a springed arm so his fist bobbles
as well) looks like Dolemite thinks he looks – beautiful, with a
smooth, rich complexion, and a trim, sexy figure. If there is a frame
of film where Dolemite doesn’t act like he looks like this good I’ve
never seen it. This is a triumph! It was followed by a Blowfly issue,
and though Blowfly had some OK records back in the day (more
misses than hits, as 3rd grade-level naughty word comedy has some
funny deficiencies built in), but his dreadful current act, playing with
an inept punk band, in a not cool inept way, is no way to go through
life. But his bobbler is pretty boffo, so I recommend getting this
instead of a new CD or concert ticket.
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