(firstname.lastname@example.org) Gaylord Phoenix is a narrative-esque, 2-colored, dream-like (nightmare/wet dream mashup division) art-gasm of a mini-comic that takes Fort Thunder aesthetics to a new visual-symphonic plane: when the semi-castrated, cutting fetishitst (?) monkey/buckethead man (??) enters a garden of erotic Hindu mysticism whatsamacallits (???) it looks better as anything you've ever seen on a piece of paper in your life -- guaranteed! The Foie Gras one is drawings of shrimp, cheese and chickens.