The Happy Thoughts

(Hozac) Imagine of you saw a piece of bubblegum sitting in the trash, all dirty and gritty, yet you popped it in your mouth anyhow, and shockingly, some sucker had spit it out even though it was still full of flavor! This trashy slab of bubblegum (with genuinely teenage energy and innocence despite the grit) tastes even better than garbage can gum!