Modern Pet/P.R.O.B.L.E.M.S. split

(www.doomtownsounds.com) If this spilt single was a Battle of the Bands it would be a bloody battle. Modern Pet take their Teutonic take on new wave trash punk to an extreme, delivering incredibly catchy, bouncy mayhem. But the P.R.O.B.s rob their German buddies of the trophy by simply pummeling them with pure power. What could they be so mad about living in Portland...it's lovely there?