Drug Front) When I was a kid I played on a baseball team called the Staggs (we played at Stagg Field) and we played a team from Lab School. When I went out to 2nd base after the third inning my Labbie equivalent had etched "Staggs are Fags" into the infield dirt. I changed it to "Labs are Fags." I wish I had been sensitive to gay rights and clever enough to have changed it to "Labs are Scabs," because it rhymes better, and in Chicago being anti-Union always got you beatdown quicker than being gay. Anyhow, I wouldn't call these Stags names because they sound like they could kick my ass and because their song about butter is tastier than actual butter.