Drugs Dragons "I & i/II"

(2014, Dusty Medical) Here's how you can tell if something isn a good record: You switch from 33rpm to 45rpm trying to figure out the correct speed. You check the stylus to see if it's severely damaged, followed by the speakers. You go on the Internet to figure out how to self-diagnose ear, then subsequently, frontal cortex damage, to see if that's why it sounds like this.

Here's how you can tell if something is a GREAT record: You conclude that rotation speed and system damage are indeterminable,  but decide to spin it thirteen times in a row anyhow.