(Suburban Whitetrash) To me the best kind of records are the ones where you have to check your needle, speakers, and connections because you're not sure if the record's supposed to sound like that or if your stereo's broken. Ridiculously intense blasts of sonic diarrhea that manage to be crusty and runny at the same time! So fucking hardcore it may have actually broken the record player just by being too punk for the system to handle. Fuck the system!
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