Asspiss "fuck off and die"

(Suburban Whitetrash) Not only do most most bands that are supposed to be throwbacks to 80s hardcore not sound like 80s hardcore (Fucked Up sounds more like Rush than the Middle Class), but none of them ever capture an inkling of the obnoxiousness that made the 80s a bad time for the ladies. Not only do these Asses play the stuff right (though possibly faster than they should!) but they are so obnoxious this record actually smells of b.o. and farts! And it includes a stencil so you can spray paint the word "ASSPISS" all over your school! Fuck On and Live!