Old Man Lady Luck

(Forge Records) Ultra-heavy instrumental stonecrushing music that doesn’t quite fit any genre (there never was anything called stoner post-rock, was there?). This is the soundtrack to a badass turtle in steel-toed workboots ominously cruising along at his own pace. People don’t know how long some tortoises can live because one was a pet for 190 years before he died, and they don’t know how old he was when they got him. These songs don’t last quite that long, but you wish they would!