(HLR) I was trolling the Internet for something I won’t tell you about when Youtube TOLD ME to watch a video where Grass Widow upset Shannon & the Clams in a cover band contest judged by Nobunny and a surly dominatrix. I will put aside how creepy it is that my computer tells the Internet who I am and that I would love that weird assed video because, basically, I really did love that weird assed video! Thank you Homeland Security, Google, and Big Brother for monitoring me! And thank you Grass Widow for making beautiful, bouncy, hypnotic indie surf retro/future music. Grass, grass or grass…no one rides for free! Except on Youtube.