Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Lazer Crystal "MCMLXXX"

(Thrill Jockey) It's hard enough to program my robot servants to do my chores, grunt work, and bidding without them fucking all time time like microcephalic cyber-bunnies. But now that they've downloaded the brilliant bleep bloopery of this 23rd Century robotic marital aid music it's all over. I don't even want to know what all that WD-40 is for. Note: I realize 23rd Century and "MCMLXXX" seem to contradict, but in this case 1,980 refers not to a year but to a popular position in the Robot Kama Sutra. Although Asimov only came up with three robot laws, he was a lot more creative in his erotica).

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