Lazer Crystal "MCMLXXX"

(Thrill Jockey) It's hard enough to program my robot servants to do my chores, grunt work, and bidding without them fucking all time time like microcephalic cyber-bunnies. But now that they've downloaded the brilliant bleep bloopery of this 23rd Century robotic marital aid music it's all over. I don't even want to know what all that WD-40 is for. Note: I realize 23rd Century and "MCMLXXX" seem to contradict, but in this case 1,980 refers not to a year but to a popular position in the Robot Kama Sutra. Although Asimov only came up with three robot laws, he was a lot more creative in his erotica).