Thursday, July 15, 2021
(MPCA, 2002) This movie features Cuba Gooding Jr. and Horatio Sanz as buddies who plan to go on one of those cruises where broke, fat losers get to have lots of sex with beautiful young women (you know, those cruises) but by pissing off (spoiler) gay lovers Will Farrell (slumming in a picture blow his standards) and Artie Lange (slumming in a picture BELOW HIS STANDARDS!) they end up on a gay cruise, because gays love to punish straights by making them ruin the experiences of gay vacationers. It is vaguely surprising that something so bizarrely homophobic and unfunny in its gay jokes is less than 20 years old, but also weird that this 21st Century flick features 1980s bare boob jokes (a rescued-at-sea Swedish bikini team does topless jumping jacks). TBH, the topless DVD menu is the best-produced part of this painful viewing experience. This movie genuinely makes I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry seem like Moonlight.
Posted by Roctober Productions at 5:50 AM